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Mike Tyson ‘understands’ why Luis Suárez keeps biting people

It’s nice to be understood.

Matthias Hangst
Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.

Uruguay’s Luis Suárez has become something of a meme. I don’t know whether you caught it, but he bit a soccer guy. Maybe you heard about it. Well, another athlete who became infamous for taking a little human-meat nibble feels Suárez’s pain.

It’s nice that--

wait

“A blackout moment that can happen”? I can’t even -- well actually, hang on. One time I DID hang out with a friend who got blackout drunk and he bit me. I guess ... I guess Mike Tyson is right! It all checks out! Carry on, everyone.

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