So um...the Dept. of Defense just followed about 30 soccer players. Pretty sure @KatzM & @SBNationSoccer are involved somehow.
— Joe McAtee (@3k_) July 11, 2014 Did Twitter just tell us Tim Howard *actually* joined Department of Defense?
Read the tea leaves! There could be more to that Wikipedia troll that we thought.


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Hm. Something is going on here ...
Wait a minute. That reminds us ...
Some Internet hero made Tim Howard the U.S. Secretary of Defense on Wikipedia. http://t.co/ZfCxiXqNgU pic.twitter.com/Brar5UAmXf
— SB Nation (@SBNation) July 2, 2014 Someone changed the US Secretary of Defence on Wikipedia to Tim Howard. Fantastic. pic.twitter.com/haPrHWPLjx
— Cam (@_camwba) July 1, 2014 C O N N E C T T H E D O T S people. This phone call!
From 1 SecDef to another: Hagel calls @timhowardgk to say thanks for defending USA. We (USA) are proud of @ussoccer! pic.twitter.com/M8nsYdlXFn
— U.S. Dept of Defense (@DeptofDefense) July 2, 2014 We’ll stand by for confirmation on this developing story.
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