“Welp, it’s about time to show off these here new decals. Y’all better get on down to the killing shed and set up the 150-watt halogen work light.”
Duke uses terrifying photos to show off new helmet decals
It appears Eli Roth is doing Duke’s publicity photos for them now.
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@Duke_FB @Uniformswag new chrome decals for the black helmet! pic.twitter.com/2WAE1Xmz22
— Duke FB Equipment (@DukeFBEquipment) July 14, 2014 Seriously, what in the hell is going on with these macabre-ass pictures? Did the John Wayne lawsuit shut off Duke’s electricity? They made this super-sad football player look like a create-a-wrestler. But one that’s going to murder you.
Well done, Duke. Normally we have to wait until March to mock you. Get ahead of that curve now.
(h/t @PhilHecken)
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