The Home Run Derby is already an event with so little substance that there’s nothing for commentators to talk about. Then throw in a huge rain delay, and we’ve heard about an hour of guys saying, “Hey, we think they should try to hit the ball super far.”
The Home Run Derby is on rain delay, so let’s look at Home Run Derby babies
The Home Run Derby rain delay is awful, but -- AWWWWWWWWW


There is, however, good news: Players bring their cute babies to the Home Run Derby, so ESPN is filling some of the time by showing cute babies:
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Thanks, ESPN.Those eight seconds of happy cute babies balance out the next 45 minutes of Chris Berman references and analysis of dinger-hitting strategies.















