Welcome to the 2014 MLB All-Star Game drinking game! You should not do this. But, well, maybe you should. Play along at home!
The 2014 MLB All-Star Game drinking game
This is completely legitimate and recommended.
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- Zero drinks until you talk to a lawyer about your will
- Seriously, put that down
- This is for your family’s sake
- Liquidate your assets (one drink)
- Put everything you own into Bitcoin (one drink)
- Talk to that lawyer (two drinks)
- Put me, Grant Brisbee, as your only heir (one drink)
- Trust me, I will distribute everything wisely, but you’re still young, so why even worry about it? (one drink)
- Take one drink every time Derek Jeter’s name is mentioned
- Take one drink every time the crowd applauds for Derek Jeter
- Take one drink every time the camera catches Jeter looking back at the camera with a warm, steely green gaze that’s just for you
- Don’t forget to drink when they mention Jeter’s name (one drink = one shot, not a sip of beer, you’re not in high school)
- Tell no one about this (one drink)
Play responsibly!
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