This MMA fighter made the creepiest face you’ll ever see
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James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
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It took a while for us to get here, but we’ve made it. This is the scariest face we’ve ever seen a human make in any endeavor. Takuya Eizumi is a 30-year-old MMA fighter from Japan who normally looks like a totally normal dude, but on one night in June he decided to close his fight with the scariest troll face the world has ever seen.
Seriously, how does one process this? He’s a Dali painting come to life, a tableau of pure horror. He looks better suited to be part of a Greek chorus than in the octagon.
And yet, we can’t look away. There’s something about that haunting stare -- the furrowed brow and devilish smile. It’s two parts Christopher Nolan’s Joker and one part “Forever Alone.”
It’s hard to look at without any sound. Almost as if Eizumi could sneak up behind you at any time. Thankfully a little background music is better than none at all, right?
h/t r/MMA
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