Not since Billy Idol’s “Cradle of Love” video has there been a piece of media so unabashedly sultry, so downright lewd as this recently-rediscovered photo of Tom Kite doing ... something ... in 1981:
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I try not to post anything too sexual, but here's golfer Tom Kite working out in 1981. pic.twitter.com/GOpYO73hzr
— SportsPickle (@sportspickle) July 17, 2014 HOW TO BE AS SEXY AS TOM KITE IN 1981:
1. Strip down to nothing but your houndstooth bandana, draped tantalizingly over your downstairs area
2. Look as much like vintage Al Franken as possible
3. Strap on your gut-rate monitor
4. Do some 40-degree side leg raises
5. HOLD ON TIGHT
6. Stop trying; you’ll never be as sexy as 1981 Tom Kite
