This is it. This is finally the biathlon for our generation. Get arrested, crank-order pizzas. We here at SB Nation will be lobbying the International Olympic Committee, we can promise you that.
Kentucky man gets arrested, orders 5 pizzas to police station
Almost certainly a tribute to the University of Louisville football team, which plays in Papa John’s Cardinal Stadium.
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Police in southern Kentucky say they got a surprise delivery after charging a man with shoplifting - five pizzas showed up at the station.
Officers say 29-year-old Michael Harp asked to make a call on his cellphone Tuesday afternoon while being booked in Corbin. A short time later, police say, a pizza delivery driver showed up to deliver to “Officer Wilson,” the name of the officer who arrested Harp.
Game. Set. Match. I believe that’s checkmate, officers. Good luck trying t-- oh, you’re eating the delicious pizzas? I guess I’ll just, uh ... sit here in my cell, then. Carry on.
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