Via Matt Sussman, we have the most important news of the season: The Toledo Mud Hens had a giant inflatable colon outside of their ballpark on Thursday.
Here’s a giant, inflatable colon outside a Triple-A ballpark
Hole-y Toledo!
Here it is, the Super Colon at Fifth-Third Field! #colonhealth #followyourgut pic.twitter.com/gZY3cuZCMx
— ProMedica (@ProMedicaHealth) July 17, 2014 That is one super colon. Actually, it's not entirely round, so it's more like a semi-colon. And, just to get the jokes out of the way, here's a five-second photoshop of Bartolo Colon wearing a super colon as some sort of ornate colon headpiece.
Looks like he lost a fight with sausages. Also, those look like sausages on his head. Good work, minor leagues. It’s always good to #followyourgut.
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