Tour de France rider has diarrhea, uses fan’s roadside RV

From the sport that brought you a giant butt, comes the scintillating sequel, “rider who has to poop so bad he stops in a roadside RV.”

That’s French rider Arnaud Demare, who made a fast break from the peloton but wasn’t pursued by any of his competitors. Now we know why. According to the BBC’s live feed of the event, Demare had diarrhea. Or as the French call it, les miserables (double check that).

Here’s hoping the Tour doesn’t top itself tomorrow.