Here’s another bear chilling in a hammock
Free loading bears will ruin this country.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
There’s a growing epidemic in the United States that everyone needs to be aware of. Bears in the pursuit of luxury are invading the back yards of hard-working Americans to find comfort in their hammocks.
Bear supporters will use their mammalian bias to tell you it’s “cute,” but these bears didn’t pay for those hammocks. They’re trespassing in people’s back yards illegally and the slippery slope we were afraid of is very much real. One bear thought it would be nice to relax in a hammock, now they’re all doing it. What’s next, universal health care for bears?
Not in my America.
