Step your beard game up, bro.
This guy’s beard is the Nationals logo. Your argument is invalid
We can only aspire to be this dude’s beard.


Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
STEP
YOUR
BEARD
GAME
UP.
BRO.
Without looking at this guy’s Instagram page, how do you imagine this is happening? Solid beard shaved into logo? Long-as-hell muttonchops LA Looks-ed into long-as-hell Hulk Hogan ‘stache? The answer may surprise you!
(h/t to Brody Logan)











