Imagine Jay Cutler as a slot machine that pays off every time you pull the handle. Any time Jay Cutler says or does anything, it’s a guaranteed jackpot. It’s one of the reasons to be excited about football training camps.
Jay Cutler drives a conversion van now
Every time we think Jay Cutler can’t get better, he tops himself.
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To wit:
Highlight of the day? Jay Cutler, now a family man, drives a conversion van.
— Adam Jahns (@adamjahns) July 23, 2014 PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE:
#Bears Jay Cutler arrives "Dad style" to camp & says "it's not a mini van. It's a conversion van" pic.twitter.com/yRHGrH4Pzt
— Megan Mawicke (@MeganMawicke) July 23, 2014 MMMmmmmm, that’s good Cutler. Hey wait, what’s that on the rear window?
Computer: zoom in. Enhance.
I knew it.
GAH! OK, we’ll mind our own business. Sheesh.
