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Biz Markie made root beer floats with Jeff Samardzija

Nobody beats the fizz. Of a root beer float.

This is Biz Markie making root beer floats with Jeff Samardzija:

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This is Biz Markie throwing out a first pitch (muting the audio is advised):

Here are the Biz Markie’s two mentions of baseball in his lyrics, ranked:

  1. The name of a baseball glove is a mitt
  2. Like Minnie Mouse and Courageous Cat You can’t beat that with a baseball bat!

Here’s a list of ‘80s rappers with whom my 5-year-old daughter is very familiar with:

  1. Biz Markie

Thank you.

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