Steve Spurrier went to the Gamecocks locker room and ‘jerked a bunch of them off’

Recruiting is hard work. Convincing high school kids to get out of bed is difficult enough, let alone asking them to make a major commitment like choosing a college. If you attend South Carolina, Steve Spurrier will teach you lessons about growing up. He’ll also jerk things off.

Okay, so yes -- phrasing is everything. Spurrier was talking about pulling down signs that said “Beat Clemson,” present in the locker room when he arrived in 2005. It was a way to de-emphasize the importance of one game.

That doesn’t mean we won’t forever enjoy this clip.