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Uber athlete passenger rating fan fiction

There was an Uber hack to find you passenger rating. We did not consult that for this.

by Michael Katz

Context-Free Uber Athlete Passenger Rankings

(1) Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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(2) Mike Trout

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(3) Rebecca Lobo

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(4) Kobe Bryant

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(5) LeBron James

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(6) Billie Jean King

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(7) Cristiano Ronaldo

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(8) Leo Messi

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(9) Sydney Leroux

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(10) Richard Sherman

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(11) Michael Jordan

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(12) Luis Suarez

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(13) Floyd Mayweather

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(14) Sepp Blatter

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