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8 Sprint customers who want Kevin Durant to join their ‘Framily’

People are tweeting at strangers to join their Framily and the Washington Post is ON IT. But there is one basketball-playing stranger in particular that is drawing interest on the web.

by Michael Katz

Jul 28, 2014, 4:58 PM UTC

Jayne Kamin-Oncea-USA TODAY Sports

There are all types of ways to solicit Kevin Durant’s Framily-joining.

(1) The self-aware emoji approach.

Hey Kevin Durant , wanna join my sprint framily plan !?!?
— Ball Is Life (@iHoop34_) July 27, 2014

(2) The polite, straight-forward approach.

What do you say, @KDTrey5, want to join my Framily?
— Cody Zornes (@CodyRipGuts) July 27, 2014

Whatta ya say @KDTrey5 wanna be part of my framily ?
— justcallmecrazy. (@ladyskitz0) July 24, 2014

(3) The Doesn’t-Understand-How-Phones-Work? approach.

Hey KD would you like to join my fantasy football framily? @KDTrey5
— Trey Kirkpatrick (@treykk21) July 25, 2014

(4) The random @-reply approach.

@KDTrey5 Hey Brotha wanna join the Framily plan
— connor olsen (@ConnorOlsen23) July 24, 2014

@KDTrey5 hey Kevin Durant, you wanna join my sprint framily plan?
— never been a tree (@ethanhouston_30) July 22, 2014

(5) The @-reply to random tweet approach.

"@KDTrey5: Back home chillin by 10. I love it" will you join my framily plan, please KD?
— Fritz Cold Cockin (@IAmTaco) July 24, 2014

@KDTrey5 can I join you sprint framily?
— Based Ade (@AdeWorldPeace) July 23, 2014

(6) The Brand Account that is not even eligible.

Kevin Durant, you can be part of our framily anytime. #MrUndeniable pic.twitter.com/owAr0H2Guz
— NBA on TNT (@NBAonTNT) May 2, 2014

(7) The people owning Kevin Durant over this tweet about his phone.

That's the problem with Sprint. And you want us to join your framily. Smh. LOL. RT @KDTrey5: Ok my phone just froze. Bye
— Ree Buh (@MsNBA15) July 23, 2014

"@KDTrey5: Ok my phone just froze. Bye" taking you out of my framily for that
— Vince Ullrich (@VUllrich15) July 23, 2014

(8) Well, if Kevin Durant won’t join, there’s always Based God.

"I'd like to join your framily, but I can't." "Why?" "Cuz you're dreaming." "In that case--FUCK KEVIN DU-RAAAANT. FUCK KEVIN DU-RA-A-ANT"
— netw3rk (@netw3rk) April 24, 2014

Wow. This sure is something.

We are truly living in the future! KD knows ...