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Shirtless Cristiano Ronaldo wants to tell you about his abs

Ronaldo is shirtless on the cover of a magazine and he wants to tell you how you can have abs like his.

It’s a new season and that means Cristiano Ronaldo is back. And if he is back, he is shirtless. It’s just how he works.

This time, he is on the cover of Men’s Health, where he doesn’t just show you how inferior looking your body is compared to his, he will tell you how he got his body! That way you can go try all of the same things he does, really commit yourself to it and then even when you’ve lost weight and gotten way more muscular, wonder why you don’t look like him.

It’s because he is Cristiano Ronaldo and you’re not so deal with it.

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