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Clint Dempsey wants to wish his baby mama a happy birthday

She’s his wife and mother of three, but somehow Clint Dempsey calling her his baby mama is simultaneously sweet and hood.

We love Clint Dempsey in all his endeavors. We would have loved him if the United States had lost all of their games at the World Cup. Instead, he scored two crucial goals to help the team advance to the Round of 16.

Anyway, his fame got him an appearance on the David Letterman show -- GOTTA HYPE UP THAT ALBUM while people still care -- and he had this to say to his wife:

We don't think we've ever considered usage of the phrase "Baby Mama" to be sweet or romantic. But man, look into Clint's eyes, and he's just so earnest with his desire to wish his baby mama a happy birthday. Especially since it comes with the knowledge that he would viciously stomp on anybody who dared tread on him, his family, or his soccer team.

Do you, Deuce. Do you forever and ever.

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