The Red Sox can sure fart out Cespedes shirseys quickly

It’s Yoenis Cespedes t-shirt day at the Oakland Coliseum tomorrow, sure, but it’s Cespedes shirsey day at Fenway Park all day, every day from now on:

I get that it doesn’t exactly take a design team three years (after the exploratory committee’s findings) to make a shirsey. Still, doesn’t this seem a little quick to you? Like, freaky quick? Makes me think that in every ballpark, there’s a secret room with shirseys of all 700 players on each team, just in case.

Dibs on the Mike Trout/Giants shirsey.