This is a graphic about the Cleveland Browns’ quarterback battle

Who will win the right to be the opening day starting QB for the Cleveland Browns? The hotshot youngster, Johnny Manziel, the most talked about player in the football universe? Or the more dependable veteran, Brian Hoyer, who played the best season of his NFL career last year?

A third option enters the race: existential ennui:

These stats are relatively meaningless -- they’re a small sample size from the team’s second preseason game against Washington -- but still, they fill us with sadness.

We’re pulling for you, Cleveland. We’re really pulling for you.

However, we think one of these guys will be starting on opening day, because of who else is on the depth chart