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No DeMarcus Cousins, you can’t be a Splash Brother

To do that, you have to actually make three-pointers.

Kyle Terada-USA TODAY Sports

DeMarcus Cousins tried his best, but it appears his bid to become the third Splash Brother alongside Stephen Curry and Klay Thompson died an early death. Considering Cousins shot 0-of-3 on right-wing three-pointers last year, it was a fool's errand.

But in case Curry is still taking applications, here’s ours.

Sure, maybe there’s more style than substance, but we were just getting warmed up.

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