Sometimes we need a beloved pitcher to tell us we’re all being dummies and that we should knock it off already. Act I of this amazing two-act play happened on Saturday night, when Halladay posted this tweet:
Roy Halladay talks about butt plugs, tells the Internet to grow up
Game, set, Doc.
Andy Lyons
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
I recomend putting in a butt plug beforez putting the boat in the water but im no expert! pic.twitter.com/RmAGbpCfbM
— Roy Halladay (@RoyHalladay) August 24, 2014 The responses to one of the greatest pitchers of his generation tweeting out “butt plug” went basically exactly like whatever you’re imagining. Or whatever you started smirking and giggling about after reading that.
THEN, 10 HOURS LATER:
I should know twitter people my not be up to snuff on boat terms. At times I feel Im talking to Beavis & Butthead "uh he said butt plug uh!"
— Roy Halladay (@RoyHalladay) August 24, 2014 BOOM. Grow up, babies. Stop tittering about someone saying “butt plug.”
(hehe, “tittering.”)
