Everybody in the world thinks Beyonce is the best, most important and most wonderful person in the world. Therefore, the most effective way to convince a player that he should choose a school is ... well ... Beyonce:
Tennessee pitches recruit with photoshopped Beyonce cover
They almost got Beyonce to sing “Rocky Top,” but it fell through at the last minute.
they snapped with this pic.twitter.com/dSCeiTInho
— Shy Tuttle (@KingTut_90) August 26, 2014 (Update, 9/26: It worked!)
That’s a tweet from five-star defensive tackle Shy Tuttle. Bey apparently not only knows who Shy Tuttle, a high school football player, is, also, she has strong opinions about where he should go to college. Also, she’s walking really, really, really close to Shy, a fact which we will not tell Jay-Z about. You can tell she genuinely cares about Shy’s career, because she personally has a vested interest in another orange-wearing team, but simply feels he’d be the best fit at Tennessee.
Mark our words: The team that tells the most players Beyonce wants them to go to their school will be the best team in college football.
