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Cristiano Ronaldo wants you to rub your body with this

This is the world’s most necessary product.

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

Cristiano Ronaldo is making a splash in Japan with a new line of athletic beauty products. No, they wont make you good at soccer or change your bone structure so you can look like Ronaldo -- but they WILL let you rub tiny disco balls all over your body.

We’ve seen hand-held massagers like this in the past, but nothing with as much glamour. This is the perfect carry-on item for the athlete on the go, and look how much fun it is to use.

ronaldo disco

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