Okay, sure: we’ve seen people use Nike+ to draw wing-wangs on things before. Like the time a lady drew a 100-yard dingus on a football field. But now we have a truly heroic feat. A true test of both the limits of Nike+ technology and the dedication of a person to truly commit to dong-based meta-art.
Woman uses Nike+ to draw miles-long penises
The best-ever use of running technology. Too bad it requires you to run.
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
BEHOLD Claire Wyckoff, who runs the Tumblr Running Drawing. She’s drawing ding-dongs literally miles at a time.
Claire, you are a true hero and we salute you.
(h/t Jezebel)
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