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Mark Emmert’s reward after icing-gate is COOKIE CAKES

Get ready Mark Emmert, it’s cookie time.

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

The NCAA took the bold, much-needed stand in saying prospects have the right to enjoy as much cookie cake as their heart desires, and more importantly the icing that comes with it. Thanks to the NCAA’s bravery President Mark Emmert will now receive cookie cakes he can enjoy, 12 of them.

South Carolina reported the minor infraction largely as a jab at ludicrous by-laws and bizarre violations, similar to how Oklahoma took some thinly veiled shots at college sport’s governing body with pastagate and girlfriendgate.

This is an artist’s interpretation of Mark Emmert chowing down on an entire cookie cake by himself. Be assured this will happen at some point in time.

emmert cookie

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