First point of order: It is absolutely awesome that the Reds decided to frame their 2015 All-Star logo around Mr. Redlegs, one of the only mascots worth a damn.
Mr. Redlegs is watching over the 2015 All-Star Game logo, freaking us out
He has no eyes, which makes you think about his eyes.


We proudly introduce you to the 2015 MLB All-Star Game logo. #ASG2015 pic.twitter.com/mBXNNSs8xK
— Cincinnati Reds (@Reds) August 6, 2014 Second point of order: Mr. Redlegs' murderous eyes are why he's cool.
Well, that last one doesn’t have much to do with the eyes. You should probably forget about that last one.
Third point of order: If there’s anything creepier than the murderous eyes of Mr. Redlegs, it’s the absence of murderous eyes. They could be anywhere, watching anything. At least when the murderous eyes are trained on you, you have a chance.
Better. Still horrifying. But better.











