Noah Ritter is the best, Noah Ritter is all of us. Video of the 5-year-old at the fair went viral thanks in part to his love of the word "apparently," and now he's back on Good Morning America apparently telling us why his grandfather is an avid fan of mind control.
‘Apparently Kid’ explains how he was brainwashed into liking the Steelers
You are a treasure.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
“I used to like the Giants,” Ritter tells former player and now television star Michael Strahan, “but my grandfather brainwashed me into liking the Steelers.” Thankfully there was no brainwashing needed to like dinosaurs, as Noah tells us he “brainwashed himself into liking dinosaurs.”
There’s something we need to address though. Noah opens by saying his new found fame is “great,” because he’s “never had any people like him.” All right. This is a lesson to you Pennsylvania twerps who’ve been giving Noah a hard time. He has the world on his side now -- and NFL players too -- get on the same page or be crushed by history. Sorry, don’t mean to talk harshly, but Noah is awesome.
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