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Alvaro Arbeloa’s car is cooler than Cristiano Ronaldo (with shirt)

It’s impossible to out-shine Cristiano Ronaldo, unless you have this car.

The star power rankings at Real Madrid are:

1. Cristiano Ronaldo shirtless
2. Gareth Bale
3. Cristiano Ronaldo with shirt
4. James Rodriguez

But then Alvaro Arbeloa drives into training in a Morgan 3 Wheeler and everything changed. The new star power rankings are:

1. Cristiano Ronaldo shirtless
2. Alvaro Arbeloa’s Morgan 3 Wheeler
3. Gareth Bale
4. Cristiano Ronaldo with shirt
5. James Rodriguez

Fans wanted Arbeloa’s autograph as he drove into training, but that is only because the 3 Wheeler does not have arms or hands and cannot give autographs. We cannot confirm the rumor that Arbeloa signed the autographs, “Alvaro Arbeloa, 3 Wheeler owner.”

The 3 Wheeler can go 125 mph and costs a cool $50,000, which is a a bargain. It has teeth, for heaven’s sake!

HT Dirty Tackle

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