Jonathan Papelbon was ejected from Sunday’s game for grabbing his crotch at fans after they booed him. Thankfully, the Philadelphia Daily News is on the case:
Newspaper back page pays tribute to Jonathan Papelbon’s dong-grab
Well done, Papelbon. Now your actions will live on forever.


Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
I retract any criticism I have ever made about sports media. "@BoopStats: @PhillyDailyNews MONDAY Back Page -- pic.twitter.com/SWTP91nLmc"
— Matt Ross (@TheMattRoss) September 15, 2014 (And don’t worry, typeface fetishists. Philadelphia Daily News heard your cries and are making a version of the front page with round ellipses. Now that’s democracy!)











