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The Orioles gave Derek Jeter crabs

The greatest, most accurate headline in the history of sports journalism.

by Bill Hanstock
Pictured: Crabs, Derek Jeter
Pictured: Crabs, Derek Jeter
Pictured: Crabs, Derek Jeter
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As part of Derek Jeter’s farewell tour, the Orioles gave him crabs. A big ol’ bucket of crabs.

Yeah, Jeets.

(h/t HardballTalk)

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