Watch James Dolan perform an awful blues song on ‘Good Day New York’
Bruce Bennett
Because the world needs more blues music from one of the richest men in the world that inherited his fortune without having to work a day in his life outside his father’s company, here’s New York Knicks owner James Dolan’s band performing on FOX’s Good Day New York.
The song is about New Jersey governor Chris Christie and how politicians suck. I’ve subjected myself to this awful song to transcribe these lyrics, so hopefully you enjoy.
If you have lunch with the governor/Be careful what you say
Because if you piss off the governor/He’ll close your highway
Traffic jams, no ambulance/Everybody’s late for work
IF you have lunch with the governor/Be careful what you say
If you have lunch with the president/Be careful what you eat
Cuz when you dine with the president/He only eats the meat
Rack of lambs, country hams/Hold the broccoli please
If you have lunch with the president/Be careful what you eat
Politicans play theses games/And you wonder why
Where were you on election day?/You’re sitting at home and crying
Also, there was a kazoo. A goddamn kazoo.
No wonder anchor Rosanna Scotto couldn’t remember the band’s name.
Please, let’s get Dolan back to where he belongs: screwing up the team he owns with obsessive paranoia and constant meddling.
