Oriole Bird executes judo takedown after punch to beans

The last time we were talking about foam people and real testicles, we were discussing this Rolling Stone profile, in which Mr. Met said one of the biggest hurdles of his job was getting punched in the beans.

Here, via TMZ, we have The Oriole Bird demonstrating this occupational hazard in a video.

The nut-punching monster was arrested, as our laws and customs dictate.

Good work, Oriole Bird. Just because you wear a ridiculous foam suit and terrorize small children (and entertain larger children) doesn’t mean that you don’t feel bean-related nausea when you’re punched there. The Oriole Bird’s response, while satisfying, probably didn’t go far enough.