Are you a true Yankees fan? Prove it.
Put Derek Jeter’s body on your feet
Check out these 2ocks.
Celebrate your New York Yankees fandom with these Derek Jeter no. 2 Uniform socks! Featuring bold New York Yankees graphics, these socks will prove you’re a true fan. These New York Yankees socks are a good start to initiating total conquest.
These New York Yankees socks are a good start to initiating total conquest.
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These New York Yankees socks are a good start to initiating total conquest.
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I don’t think they’re talking about World Series victories, everyone. They’re talking about sex!
Person #1: Hold on, lemme get comfortable.
Person #1: /takes off pants
Person #1: Oh, these? They’re just Derek Jeter socks. They kind of prove that I’m a true Yankees fan.
Person #1: You know what they say: “Stunted development in the head, dynamite manchild in bed.”
Person #1: You ever see someone try a jump throw in the sack?
Person #1: C’mon pretty pretty, don’t be shy.
Person #2: /is a Kleenex
I don’t see how you don’t have these socks already. Maybe you just don’t like TOTAL CONQUEST, idk.
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