Please allow Brett Favre to groom your entire body

No, the old Gunslinger isn’t lacing them up one more time. He’s here to tell you about a new system that can get rid of all your hairs. ALL OF THEM. EVERYWHERE.

HEAD TO TOE.

HEAD TO TOE.

Thanks, Brett! Now I can finally tidy up my downstairs places. Thanks to your steady, guiding hand.

(h/t TMZ)