Alabama Hockey making a run for the most depressed mascots in the history of mascots. pic.twitter.com/p0vJv5jJvo
— Pat Mullane (@PMullane11) January 11, 2015 Alabama’s hockey mascot is indescribably depressed
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“I once had dreams.”
“Don’t end up like me.”
“I never loved your mother.”
“Roll ... ” [heaving sigh]
“Roll ... ” [collapses into sobbing jag]
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