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Marcin Gortat wants big sexy children one day

In the latest edition of “Gortat Says,” the Wizards big man talks about babies.

Marcin Gortat knows that the universe has handed him a lot of very good things, and he wants those very good things to live on in the form of babies. One day.

“I don’t have one yet,” he says. “I’m thinking I’ll have one in the next few years. I’ve been gifted by God. God’s given me so many things in my life -- the size, sexiness, the brightness and everything. I hope my kid will be healthy too and I will have a great kid.”

A world with generations of Gortat sexiness and brightness running around is a world that I want to live in.

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