SEC Network analyst and former Cowboys defensive end Marcus Spears kicked off Tuesday morning with a little alone time. Just a man, the great outdoors and his Twitter account. Then things went wrong.
Autocorrect ruined this former Cowboy’s ‘DUCK’ time


Autocorrect takes another life #DUCK RT @mspear96: Dick time!!! Whackem
— RJ Zurak (@RJZ8) January 20, 2015 There’s nothing wrong with a little dick time. It’s natural. Don’t “whackem” though, that’s painful. Let’s assume this was autocorrect: How often are you typing the word “dick” that your phone is having it override other words?
Damn autocorrect sorry guys DUCK TIME whackem
— Marcus Spears (@mspear96) January 20, 2015 A likely story, Marcus. We’re going to need some photographic evidence.
Lmao this is what I meant!! I'm dying laughing yall literally pic.twitter.com/wqnyimhuyG
— Marcus Spears (@mspear96) January 20, 2015 Yep. Story checks out. Have fun on your Dick Dynasty adventure, Mr. Spears.











