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Autocorrect ruined this former Cowboy’s ‘DUCK’ time

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

SEC Network analyst and former Cowboys defensive end Marcus Spears kicked off Tuesday morning with a little alone time. Just a man, the great outdoors and his Twitter account. Then things went wrong.

There’s nothing wrong with a little dick time. It’s natural. Don’t “whackem” though, that’s painful. Let’s assume this was autocorrect: How often are you typing the word “dick” that your phone is having it override other words?

A likely story, Marcus. We’re going to need some photographic evidence.

Yep. Story checks out. Have fun on your Dick Dynasty adventure, Mr. Spears.

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