Even the freaking White House press secretary has DeflateGate jokes
White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest: “It’s been clear that there is no risk that I was going to take Tom Brady’s job as quarterback of the New England Patriots. But I can tell you that as of today it’s pretty clear there’s no risk of him taking my job either.”
[Audience groans]
Here is a complete list of remaining people who have not made a DeflateGate joke in public.
- Barack Obama
- Apparently Kid (THAT WE KNOW OF)
- This guy
Do you think Obama feels more pressure during this speech because an actual founding father is in the audience? pic.twitter.com/vyPrYFecM0
— Ashley Ford (@iSmashFizzle) January 21, 2015 - The "older women" emoji
- Pharrell's hat (Pharrell almost certainly has.)
That’s it.
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