There has been a lot of talk about the Patriots’ potential deflation of footballs, which has led to people talking about footballs a lot, which has led to footballs being abbreviated as “balls” a lot, which has led to A MILLION BILLION TRILLION TABLOID HEADLINES ABOUT THE FACT THAT THE WORD FOR SPORTS OBJECTS IS THE SAME AS THE WORD FOR TESTES.
The Patriots are SICK of your ‘balls’ jokes
WE GET IT. IT’S THE SAME WORD AS TESTICLES -- the Patriots
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But after Bill Belichick’s presser today, the Pats tried to put a stop to this.
Press guy just told media that all "sophomoric references to balls will be replaced with footballs" in the transcript of the conference. Ha!
— Sara Ganim (@sganim) January 24, 2015 Did it work?
LOLNOPE
balls balls balls lololololololol
[clears throat] HE WAS JUST MEASURING THE PSI OF HIS BALLS IN AN UNCONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT pic.twitter.com/XMF9c0ufiR
— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) January 24, 2015 See More:
