Meet Lars Andersen, a guy who has apparently dedicated his life to becoming the dopest, shop-wreckingest archer on the planet. Here is what Lars Andersen thinks you need to know about Lars Andersen.
Watch Archery Guy Lars Andersen do wild archery stuff
He has studied the ancient manuscripts and he’s ready to KICK YOUR ASS WITH A HAILSTORM OF RAPIDLY FIRED ARROWS FROM COOL JUMPING ANGLES AND MOTORCYCLES!
- Lars Andersen has studied THE LIVING HELL out of the ancient manuscripts -- which ancient manuscripts? Screw you, the ancient manuscripts, that’s which ancient manuscripts -- and has learned the ways of ancient archers.
- Modern archers are lame because they just stand still and shoot stuff once every 45 seconds or so. Lars Andersen is fly as hell because he can run and shoot stuff and jump and shoot stuff and shoot multiple times in a very short span of time. He learned how to do this by -- you guessed it -- studying the ancient manuscripts, teaching him important new ways of holding arrows for rapid-fire accuracy. This makes Lars Andersen more like ancient war archers.
- Archers in movies are lame because they do things that look cool for movies but aren’t actually practical for archery. If Lars Andersen got into an archery fight with a movie archer, he’d be able to shoot an arrow through their brain while they were fiddling around with their quiver.
- Lars Andersen apparently has a billion-foot archery warehouse where he runs around jumping and doing dope archery things, like jumping and catching an arrow and shooting it before he lands and having people shoot arrows at him and then shooting that arrow in mid-air.
- Lars Andersen could kill you from a motorcycle or rollerblades if he wanted to with his archery skills.
- Lars Andersen has reached a new level of archery. Lars Andersen’s new level of archery is awesome and please watch it so you can understand Lars Andersen’s new level of archery.
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