So ...
The KFC Double Down Dog is a fever dream created by an overdose of AMERICA
We did it. We made this ... item. Way to go, us.
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
I need an adult RT @andytoddcook: Wut? pic.twitter.com/sUxRupmKZS
— Zach Harper (@talkhoops) January 26, 2015 Thoughts about this new menu item:
1. Presenting it with only yellow mustard on it should please the hot dog purists
2. This is a sandwich
3. Only 50 pieces? wtf guys
4. The only way this could be more American is if it played a Toby Keith song when you bit into it
5. Hell, maybe it does; we don’t know yet
6. PUT IT IN MY FACE
Wait, here’s a picture of the actual product:
@jmnpb996 @takethecannoli3 here's a shot of it in the wild. pic.twitter.com/PsNsK5KZsZ
— Mike Brandes (@mikebrandes) January 26, 2015 Oh no.
Oh, oh no.
You blew it up. You maniacs. This is why we can’t have nice things.
(Would still eat.)
UPDATE: Apparently this item is only available in the Philippines. For now. That doesn’t make it any less American.
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