This portrait of RGIII makes him look so, um, happy. @dcsportsbog [via today's Express] pic.twitter.com/xQtNZyAgKP
— Michael Hechter (@enviroMHint) January 5, 2015 Horrifying cartoon makes RG3 look like The Joker


James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
Damn. Look at RGIII. At first you think the dude is just smiling, happy to be there -- then you realize the dark truth. He’s trapped in that card. Forced to smile like a 21st century “Picture of Dorian Gray.” His lifeless, frozen visage casting an eye upon a cruel world.
Wait a second ... we’ve seen this face before.
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