We don't do poetry. We do baseball. pic.twitter.com/5fFf9BfmkC
— K-town Intimidators (@Intimidators) January 6, 2015 Help this minor league team come up with better poems to sell tickets
The Kannapolis Intimidators are having trouble finding their muse.
We wanna help the White Sox’s Low-A affiliate out here. Our best attempts (contributions by @Matt Conner and Zach Woosley
Roses are redBaseballs are white
Buy tickets now
The price is alright!
Our parent organization’s cross-town rival is owned by Tom RickettsThat was a stretch
Will you please just buy tickets
Drop your glassesShake your asses
Sign up now for cheap season passes
Buy tickets todayTo see the Intimidators
If you saw the great prices
You wouldn’t wait a minute later!
Michelle, can you handle thisKelly, can you handle this
Buy your tickets for Kannapolis
Run them jewels fast, run them run them jewels fast, run them run them, run them jewels fastbuy tickets.
We’re about as bad at this as the Intimidators! Help us and them out in the comments!
See More:
