One way to hit a 100-mph pitch is to slice the ball in half with a sword


Sir! That is not how you play baseball! You can’t use a sword! If you do, it’ll just -- oh, God. Now you’ve done it.
Anyone got another baseball?
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Sir! That is not how you play baseball! You can’t use a sword! If you do, it’ll just -- oh, God. Now you’ve done it.
Anyone got another baseball?