Jose Bautista hit a delicious series-winning home run for the Blue Jays on Wednesday, then pimped the ever-loving hell out of it with a legendary bat flip.
Jose Bautista is the Hillary Clinton of bat flipping
#BatFlip forever on loop. #OwnOctober https://t.co/bGMRSvGVwL
— MLB (@MLB) October 14, 2015 The Rangers got salty because baseball UNWRITTEN RULES! Baseball is weird.
Sam Dyson on The Flip: (1/2): "Jose needs to calm that down, just kind of respect the game a little more. He’s a huge role model for ..."
— Barry Svrluga (@barrysvrluga) October 15, 2015 Dyson (2/3): "the younger generation that’s coming up playing this game, and I mean he’s doing stuff that kids do in Wiffle ball games ...
— Barry Svrluga (@barrysvrluga) October 15, 2015 Dyson (3/3): " ... and backyard baseball. It shouldn’t be done."
— Barry Svrluga (@barrysvrluga) October 15, 2015 Bautista was asked if he wanted to respond. He did not.
Here's @JoeyBats19 dropping the greatest one word answer OF ALL TIME pic.twitter.com/IAD4qNEGqO
— Jesse Spector (@jessespector) October 15, 2015 I really hope this one-word dismissal becomes The Hillary Clinton, who had the Internet going nuts with her answer to Anderson Cooper on e-mail at the first Democratic presidential debate.
“Do you want to respond?” “No.“
When you are Hillary Clinton, you don’t need to respond to Lincoln Chafee. When you are Joey Bats, you don’t answer to Sam Dyson.
Instead, you can succinctly deny their existence. Bautista really hit that home run and he really threw his bat a mile in the air and the Blue Jays are really going to the ALCS.
There’s nothing else that really needs to be said, so why say anything at all.
