LSU fans are tailgating in advance of playing the Florida Gators and they are cooking whole alligators, which may or may not be a metaphor.
LSU’s playing the Florida Gators, and you’ll never guess what its fans are cooking
Alligator is on the pit. #LSU #Florida #GameDay pic.twitter.com/Kc4W4anrLc
— Michelle (@Mimo1001) October 17, 2015 It appears to be turning pink like a shrimp from the heat. Which: ?????????
3 pounds sausage. 2 pounds gator sausage. pic.twitter.com/Vr6S4PmBmn
— Pod KATT (@valleyshook) October 17, 2015 Here’s another!
@JacquesDoucet @WAFB come see us! pic.twitter.com/kJKLqVMrjA
— Brantley Salter (@brantleysalter) October 17, 2015 I should disclose a theory now, which is that I do not think alligators can ever really be killed. I’ve seen Mega Shark versus Crocosaurus. I’ve been on a swamp tour. They lived with the dinosaurs. They are, and I say this as a paleontologist*, literally dinosaurs.
So: look out, tailgaters. They survived the meteor. They can survive LSU.
*I am not a paleontologist.
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