The Miami Hurricanes game is going well, in the sense that the score could be 90-0 Clemson instead of merely 45-0. A fight has broken out in the stands!
Miami fans would rather watch 3 Miami fans fight than watch Miami
Analysis of a Miami fight.
#Miami fans scuffling in the stands. Lots of people being ejected. #Clemson up 28-0. pic.twitter.com/vcj0SMuNp3
— Sefton Ipock (@SeftonIpock) October 24, 2015 There is a lot going on here. Let’s have a look.
1-3: The fighters.
1. Presumed instigator and probable Clemson fan. His method of attack is yanking on the hat strings of his adversary. He is wearing Croakies.
2. A Canes fan who, as he was dressing himself this morning, contemplated the bright sun and thought he should bring a hat. And then he contemplated the possibility of wind, and as he tied his hat on tight, he knew that was prepared. He did not realize his hat strings would come to haunt him so soon.
3. A Coors Light sheen. Two, possibly three, men trying to restrain him. A snarl.
4-7: The good Samaritans trying to separate the fighters.
Good men. Brave men. No. 6 might actually be going for the other hat string, but hey, do what you gotta do, buddy.
8-18: Gleeful Miami onlookers.
Seven of these people are turned 180 degrees away from the field to watch the fight instead of the game. One is recording it to watch later tonight, at home alone. No. 8 is just tickled. What a day at Sun Life Sta-- huh? Al Golden?
Never heard of him.
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