Adrian Peterson eats shrimp even though he’s allergic to shrimp, insists that’s fine

Last week, Adrian Peterson was determined to let reporters know that his illness on Saturday was not caused by chewing tobacco.

Today, he’s on another consumption-related talk that may also be bad for him. If you believe Adrian Peterson, however, it’s really not that bad.

All he does is consume shrimp despite having a seafood allergy.

Yes, he swells up when he eats them but it really doesn’t compare to when he eats something like lobster. But come on; shrimp are teeny tiny morsels of seafood allergy. A shrimp is, like, a whole allergic ordeal. It’s really not that bad. He can get by with just eating shrimp.

Maybe Adrian Peterson has been taking notes from Broad City’s Ilana. If he doesn’t already, he should probably carry an EpiPen wherever he goes. You know, just in case it’s someone’s birthday. It’s not a big deal.